Goodbye, Esmerelda

RIP

ESMERELDA THE IPOD

2005-2008

Esmerelda was my constant companion, my partner in crime, the only thing keeping me sane when drawing whatever for three hours on end. Unfortunateley, last wednesday Esmerelda took her own life by inexplicably jumping from my waistband into a vat of "Scarlet Fever" glaze. Maybe it was my bad taste in music. Maybe it was too many consecutive playings of the "Bohemian Rhapsody". But she was never revived to full capacity.

Esmerelda's lifeless body was taken to the Apple store, where it was donated to the Ipod recycling program. Because of this, her sucsessor in mental support, Captain Loneley, was obtained at 10% discount. Though the Captain is little and a beautiful shade of purple, he will never replace the special spot in my heart occupied by Esmerelda.

Engrish FTW!

guess this song. go ahead, guess!

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